And so it begins...

Some say that blogging is a last resort, a small hobby for a petite old hag, with a hunchback and a scary obsession for cats. A widowed grandmother that prefers powdered milk over fresh, and during the wee hours of the morning gets regular visits from her late husband. That she of course believes is actually happening...

Well, I agree. Not only is blogging for the bored, but it's perfect for an insane young peach like me. Not only did I just miss out on a fab opportunity for an internship, but I'm a college drop out who's recently made the idiotic decision to become a writer. Perhaps one of the most difficult fields to actually earn money, but don't worry I've got a plan. You see, I live with my sister, and boy is she going to be rich. Soon enough I'll be rolling in her dough. I'm about to ride my sisters sweet sweet wave of fame and glory, cause bitch I just paddled onto it.