Oh the generations of today. Not sure if I'm proud to belong to mine. So self absorbed and addicted to taking shitty selfies, informing everyone exactly their current location, what they're doing, eating, wearing and thinking. Oblivious, they take pouty pictures in public for all to see, without a measure of embarrassment. Whoever told the preteens that it's "hot" to look like a duck, must be shunned. I can't grasp that fad, same goes for the revolutionary mirror pic. Just a heads up though, please don't take one with your clothes on, and a clean mirror. The toilet must be visible ladies, duh. Only the best of the best rock the mirror and seamlessly pair it with the duck face though.
Touché poultry, touché.