Hey Lil Mama Lemme Whisper In Your Ear

Just wanted to do a quick shout out today, for all the dirty horn bags that I wish I could tie down, you're doing it right. Man, every time I walk down 7th avenue, I look forward to our secret whisper conversations. I love the way you inch towards me and quickly lean in to say I'm beautiful. Everyday you guys get closer to earning a fine woman, with you're flirtatious banter. Oh you gentlemen you, I dream of the day I get to hang off your arm on the corner, while we stand by a hotdog trolley and speak of important worldly issues, such as that white girls fat ass as she innocently makes her way through the human cluster-fuck. I want to be you're girl. I want to wear multicolored leggings, a cropped faux fur jacket and white leather knee high boots. I want to swap gum with you after you're brother insists we share a hotdog from his stand. I want to spend my endless hours of free time, gawking at the passing. If only you knew, maybe one day we'll be together...