Welcome to White Girl Week, over the next six days I will be addressing the very important issues that come when purchasing your prepackaged white girl. No, not a Barbie, these are much worse. I technically am one of them but I like to stray from their norm. Stereotypes are what they live by, their vicious, pretty creatures that murder the english language and keep Starbucks in business. GUYS: They may seem all fine and dandy from afar, but please creep closer to get a better look, and always remember that their face will not look like that in the morning. Their perfectly tan bodies are fake, along with everything else including their personalities. They will destroy you. Please, avoid at all costs.
I'm just trying to help.