Get In Bitches, We're Going Shopping.

Along with their cups of generic coffee, you'll never see a White Girl exit their house without Daddy's Amex, a.k.a, their pacemakers. Bitches like this are too quiche to walk around with cash, they've always got the pretty piece of plastic that opens the cash flow levy, whether Daddy likes it or not. Guilt isn't something these dolls are born with, just an excellent smile and a way with words. Somehow they'll have you licking their feet in no time, that's if you look them directly in the eyes... It's like therapy for them, they gather their troops and take over the clusterfucked malls, one Barney's at a time. Price isn't a problem, they know never to ask "How much?" instead "OMG, I need it". The motion of swiping that refined piece of plastic, the key that unlocks the world through a simple card reader, is like complete ecstasy to them. When the sound of approval echo's in their hollow minds they know they've just hit the jackpot. Shopping is like heroin to White Girls, you'll get bitch slapped and scratched if you try and get in their ways. Be safe out there guys, steer free.  #balenciaga

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