On wednesdays, we wear pink

I'm going to save you guys, by painting a quick, yet thorough picture of your classic white girl. Just so you can be aware. Now we have two stages of the species, these little balls of fury usually begin at the ripe age of 12. The middle schoolers are the worst breed, they're nasty little devils that project an innocent facade that will ruin you. These normally begin with the straightening of their already straight hair, clipped with a bow. You won't see them in anything but black leggings or skinny blue jeans, paired with an oversized tee, that's defiled with some sort of pink graphic, and obvi a black North Face. For footwear, the only acceptable shoe is a mid calf Ugg, preferably the classic brown, only the leaders or the brave mix it up. 

Once out of middle school they alter their get up a little, but mostly stick to the same uniform. Again, black leggings or skinny blue jeans, is a must. They now pair it with a loose singlet to show off their boobs, or an oversized tee placed off the shoulder. Their main purpose is to entice their prey with visuals of skin, the more they show, the more they get #duh. North Face's are still appropriate, unless they're trying to spice it up and can afford it, they'll pop on a Barbour courtesy of Daddy's Amex. Also, if Uggs aren't their thing anymore they'll switch to either, tall brown leather boots - most likely Frye - or L.L.Bean sheepskin moccasins. 

There's your classic basic bitch attire, but as I mentioned before: DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THEIR FACES. The amount of icing that's hiding the imperfections on a cake, does not make it taste good. 

Buttons = main bitch.

Buttons = main bitch.