I swear I'm a target for unusual occurrences, especially for creepy men. Thank the Man upstairs most of the time I'm oblivious to my surroundings. Earlier today, was the icing on the cake. The cherry gently placed on top the camel's overloaded back. It's what I receive for doing my job correctly.

The phone rings, I heighten my voice to sound enthused about my position and the man says as follows: "You seem like a nice girl." Slightly deterred, I accepted the compliment and continued to listen. His voice was husky with a frustrated tone, and a thirst for revenge. No name, proceeded to accuse the establishment for a violent crime committed in late October. Extremely confused I asked if I could transfer him to a manager. Bad idea. Apparently the managers were the ones burying the supposed 'case'. At this point he had started to raise his voice, and began the threats: "It's turning into a conspiracy! People will get shit. They will all get their shit; it's what they deserve! They must all go to PRISON!" Baffled, by his accusations I asked for his information. Apparently he was investigating for the Miami FBI... Well that's where my heart rate slowed. In no way would an FBI agent be so informal and loose with his threats. The 'cop' from hell refused to give me his name, and at that point a constant beep is all that filled the phone. 

The most disturbing phone call I have ever received. My managers promised me they're not ex-cons. I want to believe them, but I'm sleeping with one eye open tonight...